March 2012
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maaaaaaaan why cant i just get paid to write dumb poems about things
sounds like a good gig
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I sat alone inside my room blankets pulled ‘round my head but then a shout, a voice called out ‘so you wish that you were dead.’ I gasped, for before me stood a demon with my own face! “Ask not and I will lie not as to how I entered this place.” “I wish to die no longer,” I said, in blankets still hiding. “That matters not,” The demon cried loud “My time, I am still...
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pikaballoons:
this just in
if you or anyone you know says they are part of a “”“multiple system”“” and they have “”headmates”” they are appropriating people with DID and are dangerously close to pulling transabled bullshit
the fact is that people with diagnosed DID are not only very rare but live a life of agony, pain, and anger as they slip in and out of consciousness while another hidden...
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pikaballoons:
moth pics on the internet:
real life moths:
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Bees.
josephuruseuphraties:
What if bees were intolerant of hornets? What if bees were made of smaller bees? What if bees were made out of BIGGER bees? What if you picked up a phone and instead of a phone it was bees? What if there was a photo of bees? What if there were a bunch of bees on a plane? What if the dinosaurs were killed by bees? What if the dinosaurs...
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The Jay and Silent Bob Dancing Appreciation Post
iwaspromisedteaandcakeordeath:
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When I Tell People That I Read A Lot In My Spare...
apiphile:
idoscienceintheshower:
What they think I mean:
What I actually mean:
Haha “I spent all weekend writing.”
“Oh wow, what did you write?”
Don’t say explicit blood-drenched pseudo-incest porn Don’t say explicit blood-drenched pseudo-incest porn Don’t say explicit blood-drenched pseudo-incest porn Don’t say explicit blood-drenched pseudo-incest porn Don’t say explicit...
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akpeteshie replied to your post: akpeteshie replied to your photo: why isnt texts…
i bet if you just set one up you’d get a bunch of submissions right off the bat even
theyd all be from you
akpeteshie replied to your photo: why isnt texts from kaiji a real thing
SERIOUSLY THERE IS SO MUCH COMEDY GOLD TO MINE JUST FROM THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ALONE
let’s do it. let’s make a texts from kaiji blog
we could call it TEXTS FROM TEIAI… OR SOMETHING…
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apiphile:
I hope Rick Santorum makes his gums bleed while brushing his teeth but doesn’t realise it and can’t work out why his breakfast tastes metallic and throws out all his breakfast food because he thinks there’s something wrong with it.
someauthorgirl:
I hope Rick Santorum’s sweater is destroyed when someone pulls the thread and walks away.
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